The Haunted Alchemist (Perfumes & skincare)

Bat Splats! – Hydrocolloid Blemish Patches

Because even witches get breakouts.

Bat Splats are your quick response familiars for sudden blemishes, hormonal flare ups, or late night skin drama.

Each pack contains 36 bat-shaped hydrocolloid pimple patches, designed to help protect, calm, and support the look of healing skin, all while looking unapologetically cute.

Made with hydrocolloid, these patches help absorb excess fluid from surface blemishes and create a protective barrier against picking, touching, and outside nasties. Perfect for when a spot appears at the worst possible moment (which, let’s be honest, is always).

🦇 Why you’ll love them:

• Helps absorb excess fluid from active blemishes

• Supports calmer looking skin

• Protects spots from picking and irritation

• Thin, lightweight, and comfortable

• Cute enough to wear proudly day or night

✨ Best for:

• Whiteheads and surface blemishes

• Stress, hormonal, or moon-cycle breakouts

• Overnight use or daytime wear at home

How to Use

Apply to clean, dry skin directly over the blemish.
Leave on for several hours or overnight.
Remove and replace if needed.

🦇 Who it’s for

Bat Splats are ideal for:

• Anyone dealing with occasional breakouts or surprise spots

• Whiteheads and surface level blemishes

• People who pick at their skin and need a physical barrier

• Hormonal, stress-related, or cycle related breakouts

• Those who want effective hydrocolloid patches without boring packaging

• Daytime wear at home or overnight spot care

If you like skincare that works but doesn’t take itself too seriously, Bat Splats are for you.

💀 Who it’s not for

Bat Splats may not be the best match if:

• You’re dealing with deep cystic acne or under the skin spots

• You’re looking for an active treatment with acids or actives

• Your skin is broken, bleeding, or severely inflamed

• You want a patch to wear under makeup in public (they’re cute, but not invisible)

These are support patches, not a medical treatment, think protection and calm, not miracles.

For external use only.

💀 36 patches per pack
✨ Vegan • Cruelty-Free • Witch-Approved

Stick one on, cast your spell, and let Bat Splats handle the drama.
Because even the undead deserve good skin.

SPF 50 Serum Vegan Broad Spectrum Sun Protection

Daily sun protection that feels like skincare.

SPF 50 Serum is a lightweight, fast-absorbing broad spectrum sunscreen for face, designed to protect against UVA and UVB rays without heaviness, greasiness, or white cast. Created for daily wear, it delivers reliable sun protection with a smooth, serum like finish that sits comfortably under makeup or on bare skin.

This hybrid SPF formula combines chemical and mineral filters with skin supporting ingredients to help keep skin feeling hydrated, balanced, and comfortable throughout the day.

✨ Why you’ll love it

• SPF 50 broad spectrum UVA & UVB protection

• Lightweight serum texture: non greasy, non sticky

• No white cast on any skin tone

• Layers well under makeup without pilling

• Suitable for daily use

🌿 Skin supporting ingredients

• Hyaluronic Acid & Glycerin — lightweight hydration

• Aloe Vera & Colloidal Oatmeal — help soothe and comfort the skin

• Niacinamide & Ceramides — support the skin barrier

• Vitamin E, Green Tea & Kakadu Plum — antioxidant support

This is sun protection designed for people who hate the feel of sunscreen, comfortable, wearable, and easy to use every single day.

How to Use

Apply generously to clean skin as the final step of your morning skincare routine.
Apply at least 15 minutes before sun exposure.

Reapply every 2 hours when outdoors, and after swimming or sweating.

Who it’s for

• Daily facial sun protection

• Normal, oily, combination, or sensitive skin

• Those who dislike thick or greasy sunscreens

• Makeup wearers wanting a smooth base

• All skin tones

Who it may not be for

• Those sensitive to tea tree oil

• Anyone looking for a waterproof sports sunscreen

• Those needing SPF for broken or compromised skin

For external use only.

✨ Vegan • Cruelty-Free • Suitable for daily facial use

Protect your skin without compromise, every day, rain or shine.

Important: No sunscreen provides complete protection. Avoid prolonged sun exposure and seek shade during peak sunlight hours.

Ingredients: Homosalate, Octinoxate, Octisalate, Zinc Oxide, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf (Aloe Vera Gel) Juice, Amodimethicone, Aqua (Deionized Water), Butylene Glycol, Butyloctyl Salicylate, C12-15 Alkyl Benzoate, Camellia Sinensis (Green Tea) Extract, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Carbomer, Citric Acid, Citrullus Lanatus (Watermelon) Extract, Ceramide NG, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Colloidal Oatmeal, Cyclopentasiloxane, Cyclotetrasiloxane, Daucus Carota Sativa (Carrot) Extract, Ferulic Acid, Glycerin, Glyceryl Caprylate, Glycery| Stearate, Glyceryl Undecylenate, Hyaluronic Acid, Hydrogenated Methyl Abietate, Hydroxypropyl Cyclodextrin, Leuconostoc/Radish Root Ferment Filtrate, Melaleuca Alternifolia (Tea Tree) Oil, Niacinamide, Palmitoyl Tetrapeptide-7, Palmitoyl Tripeptide-1, Palmitoyl Tripeptide-38, Polysorbate-20, Terminalia Ferdinandiana (Kakadu Plum) Oil, Thymus Vulgaris (Thyme) Extract.

Green Witch Serum

A calming, barrier supporting serum for sensitive and reactive skin.

Green Witch Serum is a comforting botanical face serum created for skin that feels unsettled, reactive, or out of balance. Designed to support the skin barrier and help reduce the appearance of redness, this lightweight elixir blends calming plant extracts with essential skin lipids for daily care that feels restorative rather than overwhelming.

At the heart of the formula is Centella Asiatica (Cica), known for supporting calm, resilient-looking skin alongside marine algae, ceramides, and cholesterol to help strengthen the skin’s natural protective barrier.

Lightweight oils and humectants sink in easily, leaving skin feeling nourished, soothed, and supported ..never heavy or greasy.

🌿 Why your skin will love it

• Helps calm the look of redness and reactivity

• Supports the skin barrier with ceramides and cholesterol

• Lightweight serum texture suitable for daily use

• Designed for sensitive, stressed, or easily overwhelmed skin

• Layers well under moisturiser and SPF

🌱 Botanical support

• Cica & Allantoin — comfort and calm

• Marine Algae & Amino Acids — hydration and resilience

• Ceramides, Cholesterol & Lipids — barrier support

This is skin care for when your face needs quiet, not correction.

How to Use

Apply a few drops to clean skin morning and evening.
Gently massage until absorbed.
Follow with moisturiser and SPF in the morning.

Who it’s for

• Sensitive or reactive skin

• Skin prone to redness or discomfort

• Barrier-compromised or stressed skin

• Those who prefer calming, non-active-heavy routines

Who it may not be for

• Very fragrance-sensitive skin

• Those avoiding essential oils entirely

• Active acne treatments or broken skin

For external use only.
If irritation occurs, discontinue use.

✨ 100% Vegan • Cruelty-Free • Barrier-Focused • Plant-Led

Let your skin rest. Let balance return.

Ingredients:

Aqua/Water/Eau, Propanediol,Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride,Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Coco-Caprylate/Caprate, Cetyl Stearate, Centella Asiatica Leaf Extract, Rosmarinus officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Oil, PCA, Glycine,Alanine, Serine, Arginine, Glutamic acid, Lysine HCl,, Threonine, Sodium PCA, Sodium Lactate, Proline, Betaine, Ceramide NP, Ceramide AP,Glycosphingolipids,Tetraacetylphytosphingosine,Cholesterol, Pinus Cembra Wood Extract, Phaeodactylum Tricornutum Extract, Allantoin, Hydrogenated Lecithin, Salvia Hispanica Seed Oil,Cannabis Sativa Seed Oil, Borago Officinalis Seed Oil, Eucalyptus Globulus Leaf Oil, Squalane, CetearylAlcohol, Coco-Glucoside, 1,2-Hexanediol, Polyacrylate Crosspolymer-6, Melia Azadirachta (Neem) Leaf Extract, C9-12 Alkane,Trisodium Ethylenediamine, Disuccinate, Caprylhydroxamic Acid,Tocopheryl Acetate, Melia Azadirachta (Neem) Flower Extract, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Hyaluronic Acid, Linoleic Acid, Linolenic Acid, Lecithin, Glycerin, Caprylic/CapricTriglyceride, Phenoxyethanol, Glyceryl Stearate, Sodium Ascorbate, Stearic Acid, Tocopherol, Pentylene Glycol,Xanthan Gum, Alcohol

A comfort cream for skin that needs calm, care, and consistency.

Healing Elements Cream is a rich, soothing moisturiser created for skin that feels dry, reactive, weather-worn, or overwhelmed. Designed with sensitive and eczema-prone skin in mind, this gentle formula focuses on barrier support, comfort, and long-lasting hydration without fragrance or unnecessary irritation.

At its heart is a calming blend of colloidal oats and aloe vera, known for their ability to soothe the look and feel of stressed skin. Sea moss helps replenish moisture, while sunflower, hemp seed, jojoba oils and shea butter work together to soften, protect, and reduce moisture loss.

This is not a quick-fix miracle, it’s a daily care cream for those who need reliability, gentleness, and skin that feels looked after.

✨ Why your skin will love it:

• Helps soothe dry, irritated, and sensitive skin

• Supports the skin barrier to reduce moisture loss

• Rich, comforting texture without heavy fragrance

• Suitable for face and body

• Formulated with eczema-prone and reactive skin in mind

🌿 Elemental care, explained simply

• Oats — calm and comfort

• Sea Moss — hydration and replenishment

• Botanical oils — barrier support and softness

Who is this for?

Healing Elements Cream is ideal for:

• Dry, very dry, or tight-feeling skin

• Sensitive or reactive skin that flares easily

• Skin that struggles with redness or discomfort

• Those prone to eczema-type dryness or irritation

• Anyone who finds fragranced or heavy creams overwhelming

• Face and body skin needing reliable, everyday comfort

If your skin needs calm, consistency, and barrier support, this cream was made with you in mind.

Who this may not be for

Healing Elements Cream may not be the best match if:

• You prefer strongly fragranced skincare

• You’re looking for a light gel or fast-absorbing lotion rather than a comforting cream

• You want an active-heavy treatment (such as acids or retinoids)

• You need a product intended for open wounds or broken skin

This cream is designed for comfort, support, and daily care — not intensive treatments or quick fixes.

How to Use

Apply to clean, dry skin as needed, morning and evening.
Massage gently until absorbed.

Suitable for daily use on face and body.
For external use only. Do not apply to broken skin.
If irritation occurs, discontinue use.

✨ 100% Vegan • Cruelty-Free • Fragrance-Free • Sensitive-Skin Friendly

Crafted with care, not urgency for skin that needs kindness.

Ingredients:

Aloe Vera, Sunflower Oil, Stearic Acid (Palm), Vegetable Glycerin, Hemp Seed Oil, Jojoba Oil, Shea Butter, Sea Moss, cOLLOIDAL oats, Black Cumin Seed Oil, Ethylhexylglcerin, Penoxyethanol (paraben Free), Tocopherol (Vitamin E) Oil.

Blue Tansy Refining Treatment Moisturiser

A decadent overnight treatment designed to gently refine, clarify, and rebalance the skin while you rest.

This multi tasking moisturiser mask blends Blue Tansy oil with fruit-derived enzymes, white willow bark, and botanical extracts to help improve the appearance of uneven skin tone and congested skin. The formula works gradually and gently, supporting clarity and smoothness without the harshness of traditional exfoliating treatments.

Designed to be used as the final step in your evening ritual, this treatment nourishes the skin while encouraging gentle renewal, leaving your complexion looking calmer, clearer, and more even by morning.

Why you’ll love it

• Helps refine skin texture and clarity

• Supports a more even-looking complexion

• Gentle enzymatic and botanical exfoliation

• Suitable as an overnight treatment or mask

• Balances indulgence with skin comfort

How to Use

Apply a generous, even layer to clean skin as the final step of your evening routine.

Gently pat into the skin and leave on overnight.
Rinsing in the morning is optional.

Use 2–3 times per week or as tolerated.
Always apply SPF during daytime use.

Ingredients

Aqua/Water/Eau, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Glycerin, Carica Papaya (Papaya) Fruit Extract, Carica Papaya (Papaya) Leaf Extract, Ananas Sativus (Pineapple) Fruit Extract, Leuconostoc/Radish Root Ferment Filtrate, Salix Nigra (Willow) Bark Extract, Sodium Hyaluronate, Gluconolactone, Sodium Phytate, Melia Azadirachta Leaf Extract, Melia Azadirachta Flower Extract, Corallina Officinalis Extract, Coccinia Indica Fruit Extract, Solanum Melongena (Eggplant) Fruit Extract, Aloe Barbadensis Flower Extract, Ocimum Sanctum Leaf Extract, Ocimum Basilicum (Basil) Flower/Leaf Extract, Curcuma Longa (Turmeric) Root Extract, Tanacetum Annuum Flower Oil, Blue Tansy Oil, Jasminum Sambac Floral Extract.

For external use only. Discontinue use if irritation occurs.