The Haunted Alchemist (Perfumes & skincare)
The Haunted Alchemist
A sister brand born under the same moonlit spell as VE Cosmetics — conjuring enchanting potions in the form of perfumes and elixirs for the skin.
Crafted with intention, every formulation is 100% Vegan and Cruelty-Free — as nature and magick intended.
These sacred blends are for external ritual use only.
Avoid contact with the eyes, and keep them far from curious little hands.
Should irritation arise, cease use immediately — the spirit speaks through the skin.
If you walk a healing path or take prescribed potions (medications), we urge you to consult your practitioner before beginning any new ritual care.
For those sensitive to energies (and ingredients), we recommend a patch test behind the ear or in the crook of the elbow to divine compatibility.
New creations are brewing…
Keep returning to the apothecary for fresh enchantments and transformations.
Please note: some vessels may still bear the VE Cosmetics sigil as we transition fully into the world of The Haunted Alchemist.
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Bat Splats!
Because even witches get breakouts.
Summon clearer skin with our delightfully ghoulish Bat Splats — a coven of 36 hydrocolloid patches shaped like tiny bats, ready to swoop in and suck the drama out of your blemishes.
These quick-fix, skin-saving familiars are made with hydrocolloid — a magickal gel that draws out impurities, reduces redness, and helps your skin heal faster than you can say “double double toil and trouble.”
🦇 Perfect for late-night pimple emergencies, moon cycle breakouts, or just looking cute while fighting the forces of inflammation.
💀 Vegan & Cruelty-Free (obviously — we don’t harm bats, beasts, or beauties)
✨ Lightweight, comfortable, and just the right amount of spooky
Stick one on, cast your spell, and wake up clearer.
Because even the undead deserve good skin.
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SPF 50 Serum – Vegan Broad Spectrum Sun Protection for Sensitive Skin
Sun Protection • Skin Perfection • Zero Compromise
Meet your daily defender: SPF 50 Serum, a feather-light broad-spectrum sunscreen designed to shield skin from UVA and UVB rays without clogging pores, dulling your glow, or leaving a ghostly cast.
Formulated for sensitive, oily, and breakout-prone skin, this non-greasy serum sinks in effortlessly — no white streaks, no ashy residue, no heaviness. Just hydrated, luminous skin ready to face the day.
Key Benefits
🌞 SPF 50 Broad Spectrum Protection – invisible armour against sun damage
💧 Hyaluronic Acid – locks in deep hydration for a plump, healthy finish
🌿 Aloe Vera & Tea Tree – calm, soothe, and help keep blemishes at bay
🛡️ Vitamin E – antioxidant defence against free radical damage
🌘 Niacinamide – evens skin tone, reduces pores, and refines texture
🔮 Note: New to Niacinamide? You may notice a short adjustment period (purging) as your skin clears impurities. This usually settles quickly.
How to Use
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Apply as the last step in your morning skincare, before makeup — or wear alone.
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Massage gently into clean skin with upward, circular motions.
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Reapply every 2 hours when outdoors, and after swimming or sweating.
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Apply 15 minutes before sun exposure for optimal protection.
💫 Pro Tip: Think of SPF as a daily ritual, not a one-time spell.
Why You’ll Love It
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Lightweight, fast-absorbing formula
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Works under makeup without pilling
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Leaves skin radiant and comfortable
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Suitable for all skin tones and types
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100% Vegan & Cruelty-Free
Protect your glow. Honour your skin. Face the sun fearlessly.
Homosalate, Octinoxate, Octisalate, Zinc Oxide, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf (Aloe Vera Gel) Juice, Amodimethicone, Aqua (Deionized Water), Butylene Glycol, Butyloctyl Salicylate, C12-15 Alkyl Benzoate, Camellia Sinensis (Green Tea) Extract,
Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Carbomer, Citric Acid, Citrullus Lanatus (Watermelon) Extract, Ceramide NG, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Colloidal Oatmeal, Cyclopentasiloxane,
Cyclotetrasiloxane, Daucus Carota Sativa (Carrot) Extract, Ferulic Acid, Glycerin, Glyceryl Caprylate, Glycery| Stearate, Glyceryl Undecylenate,
Hyaluronic Acid, Hydrogenated Methyl Abietate,
Hydroxypropyl Cyclodextrin, Leuconostoc/Radish Root Ferment Filtrate, Melaleuca Alternifolia (Tea Tree) Oil, Niacinamide, Palmitoyl Tetrapeptide-7, Palmitoyl Tripeptide-1, Palmitoyl Tripeptide-38, Polysorbate-20, Terminalia Ferdinandiana (Kakadu Plum) Oil, Thymus Vulgaris (Thyme) Extract.
Green Witch Serum
Plant Alchemy for Troubled Skin 🌿✨
Crafted under the whispers of the forest and the wisdom of the hedge witch, the Green Witch Serum is your skin’s sacred remedy — a botanical elixir for those whose complexion feels weary, inflamed, or unsettled.
This calming potion blends Cica (the healer’s herb) and Marine Jewel Algae, a rare treasure of the sea, to banish redness and quiet inflammation like a charm. Strengthening ceramides and cholesterol form an energetic shield — rebuilding the skin’s protective barrier and restoring balance to even the most reactive skin.
🧿 Ideal for all skin types — especially sensitive souls and skin prone to energetic disruption.
🌿 Use it as part of your daily ritual — after cleansing, before sealing your skin with moisturiser or SPF.
🌙 Ritual Use:
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Anoint clean skin with a few drops morning and night
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Massage gently upward in circular motions, as though calling in calm with every movement
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For external use only — not for the third eye or inner realms
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If potion enters the eyes, rinse with cool water
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Keep away from curious little familiars (children)
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If irritation arises, discontinue — the skin speaks its truth
Let your skin sip the wisdom of the forest.
Let your spirit rest.
The Green Witch watches over you.
🖤 100% Vegan • Cruelty-Free • Earth Blessed
Ingredients:
Aqua/Water/Eau, Propanediol,Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride,Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Coco-Caprylate/Caprate, Cetyl Stearate, Centella Asiatica Leaf Extract, Rosmarinus officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Oil, PCA, Glycine,Alanine, Serine, Arginine, Glutamic acid, Lysine HCl,, Threonine, Sodium PCA, Sodium Lactate, Proline, Betaine, Ceramide NP, Ceramide AP,Glycosphingolipids,Tetraacetylphytosphingosine,Cholesterol, Pinus Cembra Wood Extract, Phaeodactylum Tricornutum Extract, Allantoin, Hydrogenated Lecithin, Salvia Hispanica Seed Oil,Cannabis Sativa Seed Oil, Borago Officinalis Seed Oil, Eucalyptus Globulus Leaf Oil, Squalane, CetearylAlcohol, Coco-Glucoside, 1,2-Hexanediol, Polyacrylate Crosspolymer-6, Melia Azadirachta (Neem) Leaf Extract, C9-12 Alkane,Trisodium Ethylenediamine, Disuccinate, Caprylhydroxamic Acid,Tocopheryl Acetate, Melia Azadirachta (Neem) Flower Extract, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Hyaluronic Acid, Linoleic Acid, Linolenic Acid, Lecithin, Glycerin, Caprylic/CapricTriglyceride, Phenoxyethanol, Glyceryl Stearate, Sodium Ascorbate, Stearic Acid, Tocopherol, Pentylene Glycol,Xanthan Gum, Alcohol
Healing Elements Cream
A Ritual Balm for Skin in Need of Restoration 🌾🌊
Brewed from the sacred waters and blessed fields of the Earth, the Healing Elements Cream is an ancestral remedy for parched, inflamed, or troubled skin. This soothing botanical blend draws upon the elemental powers of Sea Moss (a gift of the tides) and Oats (the herbalist’s comforter) to restore calm, seal in moisture, and bring the skin back into sacred balance.
Ideal for those with psoriasis, eczema, or skin in distress, this creamy potion cocoons your complexion in gentle care — reducing redness, easing irritation, and inviting a glow that comes from deep within.
🌿 Earth element: Oats — to soothe and soften
🌊 Water element: Sea Moss — to hydrate and replenish
🔥 Healing intention — to calm the inflammation that burns beneath
Crafted for the sensitive, the empathic, the weather-worn. Let this be your daily anointing — a veil of protection and renewal.
🌙 How to Use in Ritual:
- Apply generously to clean skin, morning and night
- Massage slowly in circular motions, as though weaving protection into the skin’s aura
- Let absorb fully before layering with other potions
- For external use only — do not apply to open wounds or broken spell circles
- If irritation occurs, cease use and consult the herbs
From the Earth, for the skin, through the hands of the witch.
Let the elements heal you.
Made for those with Eczema and Rashes in mind
✨ 100% Vegan • Cruelty-Free • Elementally Blessed
Ingredients:
Aloe Vera, Sunflower Oil, Stearic Acid (Palm), Vegetable Glycerin, Hemp Seed Oil, Jojoba Oil, Shea Butter, Sea Moss, cOLLOIDAL oats, Black Cumin Seed Oil, Ethylhexylglcerin, Penoxyethanol (paraben Free), Tocopherol (Vitamin E) Oil.
This decadent moisturiser combines Blue Tansy oil, fruit enzymes and White Willow Bark combines to produce an indulgent mask that both refines and clarifies.
Diminish uneven skin tone and purify your complexion with this luxurious treatment - apply a generous layer as the final step of your evening ritual. To use, pat gently into skin and rinse off next morning (not essential) . For ultimate protection, generously apply SPF during daytime.
Ingredients:
Aqua/Water/Eau, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Glycerin, Carica Papaya (Papaya) Fruit Extract, Carica Papaya (Papaya) Leaf Extract, Ananas Sativus (Pineapple) Fruit Extract, Leuconostoc/Radish Root Ferment Filtrate, Salix Nigra (Willow) Bark Extract, Sodium Hyaluronate, Gluconolactone, Sodium Phytate, Melia Azadirachta Leaf Extract, Melia Azadirachta Flower Extract, Corallina O cinalis Extract, Coccinia Indica Fruit Extract, Solanum Melongena (Eggplant) Fruit Extract, Aloe Barbadensis Flower Extract, Ocimum Sanctum Leaf Extract, Ocimum Basilicum (Basil) Flower/Leaf Extract, Curcuma Longa (Turmeric) Root Extract, Tanacetum Annuum Flower Oil, Blue Tansy Oil, Jasminum Sambac Floral Extract.
For external use only. Discontinue use if irritation occurs.