The Haunted Alchemist (Fragrance & skincare)

Bat Splats! – Hydrocolloid Blemish Patches

Because even witches get breakouts.

Bat Splats are your quick response familiars for sudden blemishes, hormonal flare ups, or late night skin drama.

Each pack contains 36 bat-shaped hydrocolloid pimple patches, designed to help protect, calm, and support the look of healing skin, all while looking unapologetically cute.

Made with hydrocolloid, these patches help absorb excess fluid from surface blemishes and create a protective barrier against picking, touching, and outside nasties. Perfect for when a spot appears at the worst possible moment (which, let’s be honest, is always).

🦇 Why you’ll love them:

• Helps absorb excess fluid from active blemishes

• Supports calmer looking skin

• Protects spots from picking and irritation

• Thin, lightweight, and comfortable

• Cute enough to wear proudly day or night

✨ Best for:

• Whiteheads and surface blemishes

• Stress, hormonal, or moon-cycle breakouts

• Overnight use or daytime wear at home

How to Use

Apply to clean, dry skin directly over the blemish.
Leave on for several hours or overnight.
Remove and replace if needed.

🦇 Who it’s for

Bat Splats are ideal for:

• Anyone dealing with occasional breakouts or surprise spots

• Whiteheads and surface level blemishes

• People who pick at their skin and need a physical barrier

• Hormonal, stress-related, or cycle related breakouts

• Those who want effective hydrocolloid patches without boring packaging

• Daytime wear at home or overnight spot care

If you like skincare that works but doesn’t take itself too seriously, Bat Splats are for you.

💀 Who it’s not for

Bat Splats may not be the best match if:

• You’re dealing with deep cystic acne or under the skin spots

• You’re looking for an active treatment with acids or actives

• Your skin is broken, bleeding, or severely inflamed

• You want a patch to wear under makeup in public (they’re cute, but not invisible)

These are support patches, not a medical treatment, think protection and calm, not miracles.

For external use only.

💀 36 patches per pack
✨ Vegan • Cruelty-Free • Witch-Approved

Stick one on, cast your spell, and let Bat Splats handle the drama.
Because even the undead deserve good skin.

SPF 50 Serum Vegan Broad Spectrum Sun Protection

Daily sun protection that feels like skincare.

SPF 50 Serum is a lightweight, fast-absorbing broad spectrum sunscreen for face, designed to protect against UVA and UVB rays without heaviness, greasiness, or white cast. Created for daily wear, it delivers reliable sun protection with a smooth, serum like finish that sits comfortably under makeup or on bare skin.

This hybrid SPF formula combines chemical and mineral filters with skin supporting ingredients to help keep skin feeling hydrated, balanced, and comfortable throughout the day.

✨ Why you’ll love it

• SPF 50 broad spectrum UVA & UVB protection

• Lightweight serum texture: non greasy, non sticky

• No white cast on any skin tone

• Layers well under makeup without pilling

• Suitable for daily use

🌿 Skin supporting ingredients

• Hyaluronic Acid & Glycerin — lightweight hydration

• Aloe Vera & Colloidal Oatmeal — help soothe and comfort the skin

• Niacinamide & Ceramides — support the skin barrier

• Vitamin E, Green Tea & Kakadu Plum — antioxidant support

This is sun protection designed for people who hate the feel of sunscreen, comfortable, wearable, and easy to use every single day.

How to Use

Apply generously to clean skin as the final step of your morning skincare routine.
Apply at least 15 minutes before sun exposure.

Reapply every 2 hours when outdoors, and after swimming or sweating.

Who it’s for

• Daily facial sun protection

• Normal, oily, combination, or sensitive skin

• Those who dislike thick or greasy sunscreens

• Makeup wearers wanting a smooth base

• All skin tones

Who it may not be for

• Those sensitive to tea tree oil

• Anyone looking for a waterproof sports sunscreen

• Those needing SPF for broken or compromised skin

For external use only.

✨ Vegan • Cruelty-Free • Suitable for daily facial use

Protect your skin without compromise, every day, rain or shine.

Important: No sunscreen provides complete protection. Avoid prolonged sun exposure and seek shade during peak sunlight hours.

Not sure where this fits in your routine?

Read our guide to building your skincare ritual.

Ingredients: Homosalate, Octinoxate, Octisalate, Zinc Oxide, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf (Aloe Vera Gel) Juice, Amodimethicone, Aqua (Deionized Water), Butylene Glycol, Butyloctyl Salicylate, C12-15 Alkyl Benzoate, Camellia Sinensis (Green Tea) Extract, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Carbomer, Citric Acid, Citrullus Lanatus (Watermelon) Extract, Ceramide NG, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Colloidal Oatmeal, Cyclopentasiloxane, Cyclotetrasiloxane, Daucus Carota Sativa (Carrot) Extract, Ferulic Acid, Glycerin, Glyceryl Caprylate, Glycery| Stearate, Glyceryl Undecylenate, Hyaluronic Acid, Hydrogenated Methyl Abietate, Hydroxypropyl Cyclodextrin, Leuconostoc/Radish Root Ferment Filtrate, Melaleuca Alternifolia (Tea Tree) Oil, Niacinamide, Palmitoyl Tetrapeptide-7, Palmitoyl Tripeptide-1, Palmitoyl Tripeptide-38, Polysorbate-20, Terminalia Ferdinandiana (Kakadu Plum) Oil, Thymus Vulgaris (Thyme) Extract.

Green Witch Serum

A calming, barrier supporting serum for sensitive and unsettled skin.

Green Witch Serum is a comforting botanical face serum created for skin that feels sensitive, stressed or out of balance. Designed to support the skin’s natural moisture barrier and help visibly calm stressed-looking skin, this lightweight elixir blends botanical extracts with ceramides, cholesterol and essential skin lipids.

At the heart of the formula is Centella Asiatica, also known as Cica, chosen for its ability to support calm, resilient-looking skin. It is joined by marine microalgae, allantoin, amino acids and aloe vera, while ceramides, cholesterol, glycosphingolipids and nourishing oils help maintain the skin’s protective moisture barrier.

Humectants including propanediol, PCA, sodium PCA, sodium lactate, betaine, glycerin and hyaluronic acid help maintain hydration without making the skin feel overloaded.

The result is skin that feels soft, soothed, nourished and supported.

• Helps soothe the feel of sensitive and unsettled skin
• Helps visibly calm stressed-looking skin
• Supports the skin’s natural moisture barrier
• Combines ceramides, cholesterol and essential skin lipids
• Helps maintain hydration with humectants and amino acids
• Lightweight texture suitable for everyday use
• Layers easily beneath moisturiser and SPF

Botanical and barrier support

• Cica, allantoin and aloe vera — comfort and calm
• Marine microalgae and amino acids — hydration and skin-conditioning support
• Ceramides, cholesterol and glycosphingolipids — moisture-barrier support
• Jojoba, chia, hemp and borage oils — nourishment and softness
• Hyaluronic acid, PCA and betaine — help maintain hydration

This is skincare for when your face needs quiet, not correction.

How to use

Apply a few drops to clean skin morning and evening. Gently massage until absorbed, then follow with moisturiser.

Apply SPF as the final step of your morning routine.

Who it’s for

Green Witch Serum may be a good match for:

• Sensitive or easily unsettled skin
• Skin that feels dry, tight or uncomfortable
• Stressed or tired-looking skin
• Skin needing additional moisture-barrier support
• Anyone who prefers a supportive routine without exfoliating acids or retinoids
• Those looking for a lightweight serum to layer beneath moisturiser

Who might prefer something else?

Green Witch Serum may not be the best match if:

• You are very sensitive to essential oils
• You avoid rosemary or eucalyptus leaf oil
• Your skin currently feels particularly sensitised or irritated
• You need a fragrance-free or essential-oil-free formula
• You need a medicinal treatment for a diagnosed skin condition

If you are using strong exfoliating acids, retinoids or acne treatments, introduce new products carefully and patch test first.

Not sure where this fits into your routine?

Read our guide to building your skincare ritual.

100% Vegan • Cruelty-Free • Barrier-Focused

Let your skin rest. Let balance return

Ingredients:

Aqua/Water/Eau, Propanediol, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride,Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Coco-Caprylate/Caprate, Cetyl Stearate, Centella Asiatica Leaf Extract, Rosmarinus officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Oil, PCA, Glycine,Alanine, Serine, Arginine, Glutamic acid, Lysine HCl, Threonine, Sodium PCA, Sodium Lactate, Proline, Betaine, Ceramide NP, Ceramide AP,Glycosphingolipids,Tetraacetylphytosphingosine,Cholesterol, Pinus Cembra Wood Extract, Phaeodactylum Tricornutum Extract, Allantoin, Hydrogenated Lecithin, Salvia Hispanica Seed Oil,Cannabis Sativa Seed Oil, Borago Officinalis Seed Oil, Eucalyptus Globulus Leaf Oil, Squalane, CetearylAlcohol, Coco-Glucoside, 1,2-Hexanediol, Polyacrylate Crosspolymer-6, Melia Azadirachta (Neem) Leaf Extract, C9-12 Alkane,Trisodium Ethylenediamine, Disuccinate, Caprylhydroxamic Acid,Tocopheryl Acetate, Melia Azadirachta (Neem) Flower Extract, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Hyaluronic Acid, Linoleic Acid, Linolenic Acid, Lecithin, Glycerin, Caprylic/CapricTriglyceride, Phenoxyethanol, Glyceryl Stearate, Sodium Ascorbate, Stearic Acid, Tocopherol, Pentylene Glycol,Xanthan Gum, Alcohol

A comfort cream for skin that needs calm, care, and consistency.

Healing Elements Cream is a rich, comforting moisturiser created for skin that feels dry, tight, sensitive or weather-worn. Made with dry and sensitive skin in mind, its fragrance-free formula helps support the skin’s natural moisture barrier while leaving the face and body feeling softer, smoother and cared for.

At its heart is a generous blend of aloe vera and colloidal oats, chosen to help soothe and comfort dry, sensitive-feeling skin. Glycerin helps maintain hydration, while shea butter and a blend of sunflower, hemp seed, jojoba and black cumin seed oils condition the skin and help reduce moisture loss. Sea moss and vitamin E complete this rich, nurturing formula.

This isn’t a quick-fix miracle. It’s a dependable daily moisturiser for skin that benefits from gentleness, consistency and uncomplicated care.

Why your skin will love it

• • Helps comfort dry, tight and sensitive feeling skin
  • Supports the skin’s natural moisture barrier
  • Helps soften the skin and reduce moisture loss
  • Rich, comforting cream texture
  • Suitable for daily use on the face and body
  • Fragrance free

Elemental care, explained simply

• Colloidal oats and aloe vera — help comfort and soothe
• Glycerin and sea moss — help maintain hydration
• Botanical oils and shea butter — condition, soften and support the skin barrier

Who is this for?

Healing Elements Cream may be a good match for:

• Dry, very dry or tight-feeling skin
• Sensitive skin that is easily unsettled
• Skin that feels uncomfortable after exposure to cold or harsh weather
• Anyone avoiding added fragrance in their skincare
• Face and body skin needing rich, reliable moisture

If your skin needs comfort, consistency and moisture-barrier support, Healing Elements Cream was made with you in mind.

Who might prefer something else?

Healing Elements Cream may not be the best match if:

• You prefer fragranced skincare
• You’re looking for a very light gel or fluid lotion
• You want an exfoliating or retinoid-based treatment
• You need a medicinal product for a diagnosed skin condition
• You need something intended for open wounds or broken skin

This is a cosmetic moisturiser created for comfort, hydration and everyday care, rather than a medical treatment or instant fix.

Not sure where this fits into your routine?

Read our guide to building your skincare ritual.

How to use

Apply to clean, dry skin as needed. Gently massage until absorbed.

Suitable for daily use on the face and body. For external use only. Do not apply to broken skin. If irritation occurs, discontinue use.

100% Vegan • Cruelty-Free • No Added Fragrance

Crafted with care, not urgency.For skin that needs kindness

Suitable for daily use on face and body.
For external use only. Do not apply to broken skin.
If irritation occurs, discontinue use.

Ingredients:

Aloe Barbadensis Extract , Helianthus Annuus Seed Oil,Stearic Acid (Palm), Vegetable Glycerin, Cannabis Sativa Seed Oil, Simmondsia Chinensis Seed Oil, Butyrospermum Parkii Butter, Sea Moss, Colloidal Oats,  Nigella Sativa Seed Oil, Ethylhexylglycerin, Phenoxyethanol (paraben Free), Tocopherol (Vitamin E) Oil.

Blue Tansy Refining Treatment Moisturiser

A decadent overnight treatment designed to gently refine, clarify, and rebalance the skin while you rest.

This multi tasking moisturiser mask blends Blue Tansy oil with fruit-derived enzymes, white willow bark, and botanical extracts to help improve the appearance of uneven skin tone and congested skin. The formula works gradually and gently, supporting clarity and smoothness without the harshness of traditional exfoliating treatments.

Designed to be used as the final step in your evening ritual, this treatment nourishes the skin while encouraging gentle renewal, leaving your complexion looking calmer, clearer, and more even by morning.

Why you’ll love it

• Helps refine skin texture and clarity

• Supports a more even-looking complexion

• Gentle enzymatic and botanical exfoliation

• Suitable as an overnight treatment or mask

• Balances indulgence with skin comfort

How to Use

Apply a generous, even layer to clean skin as the final step of your evening routine.

Gently pat into the skin and leave on overnight.
Rinsing in the morning is optional.

Use 2–3 times per week or as tolerated.
Always apply SPF during daytime use.

Not sure where this fits in your routine?

Read our guide to building your skincare ritual.

Ingredients

Aqua/Water/Eau, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Glycerin, Carica Papaya (Papaya) Fruit Extract, Carica Papaya (Papaya) Leaf Extract, Ananas Sativus (Pineapple) Fruit Extract, Leuconostoc/Radish Root Ferment Filtrate, Salix Nigra (Willow) Bark Extract, Sodium Hyaluronate, Gluconolactone, Sodium Phytate, Melia Azadirachta Leaf Extract, Melia Azadirachta Flower Extract, Corallina Officinalis Extract, Coccinia Indica Fruit Extract, Solanum Melongena (Eggplant) Fruit Extract, Aloe Barbadensis Flower Extract, Ocimum Sanctum Leaf Extract, Ocimum Basilicum (Basil) Flower/Leaf Extract, Curcuma Longa (Turmeric) Root Extract, Tanacetum Annuum Flower Oil, Blue Tansy Oil, Jasminum Sambac Floral Extract.

For external use only. Discontinue use if irritation occurs.